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Stress Reliever

Need a silly laugh? This will do it!
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by David Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....Ladies - you can use your maiden name.
Some examples: Bill Clinton = Lumpy Gigglechunks/Al Gore = Stinky Lizardtush/George Bush = Fluffy Toiletshorts


get this gear!
When you're done, pass this onto your friends announcing your NEW name or theirs!


Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name.

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name.

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name.

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

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